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I wouldn't eat the garden snails. They have to be raised properly; fed a special diet or they could be toxic. All that green foamy stuff is bad. But, I like your idea of giving them to friends with chickens. They come out at dusk and invade my garden. They can strip an entire young plant over night. I have to put cups over my lettuce seedlings each night!
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My Mistress trained me to be a good little dicksucker for her. I love these movies as they reinforce my place.